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\author{Calvin and Hobbes}
\date{\today}
\title{Academic Writing}

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I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them.
I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas,
obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity.
With a little practice,
writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Want to see my book report?
``Dynamics of interbeing and monological imperatives in `Dick and Jane':
A study in psychic transrelational gender modes.''
Academia, here I come!

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